HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it